Andy answers the question, “If you knew that in five years one million people would read what you have written, what would you do with that opportunity?” He has good answers, except that on the second one I would say, “Speak your mind,” or “Speak your opinion.” When people start talking about truth in that manner it makes me mentally itchy.
This is a great question though. I guess there are some bloggers who are really only trying to reach a small group of friends but most of us started because we had something we wanted to tell the world so, at least at the beginning, we are writing what we would write if we knew one million people would read it. Not all of us stick with our original plan but it might be useful to once in a while think about what we really want to say to the world and I did promise last week to give more unsolicited advice. (And, like Andy said, do as I say, not as I do.)
1. Learn your own language as well as you are able. Respect it and treat it like a great treasure. It is the tool you use to express yourself and the tool others can use to manipulate you without your knowledge. (And if you think you can’t be manipulated you probably already have been.)
2. Get to know history and “high culture”. This is closely related to #1. English is full of cultural references. If someone spoke to you of a Sisyphean task would you really understand what that means or would you just make an assumption about its meaning based on the context? A lot of things make so much more sense if you know where they came from.
3. Be an elitist. Elitism is only a bad thing if there are people to whom it is off limits. In America anyone can be as elite as they want to be. If you choose not to be elitist, at least recognize that it is a legitimate and honorable lifestyle choice.
4. Pay attention! Most stupid people are just average people who haven’t been paying attention. Most smart people are just average people who have been paying attention.
5. Don’t panic! Most things you’re afraid of will turn out to be not as bad as you expected. Trust me on this. And remember, I didn’t say “Don’t be afraid,” I said, “Don’t panic.”
6. Never listen to people who are quick to say, “I told you so”. They’ll never remind you of all the times they were wrong. Being right one percent of the time or even fifty percent of the time does not make one a prophet.
7. Find something beautiful and joyful to occupy your mind instead of wasting so much of your life thinking about bad news, scandal, gossip, ugliness and your own pet peeves.
8. Change the world quietly. Many people who set out to change the world merely try to change opinions. That will never work. The world is huge and it has its mind made up already. The only chance you have of changing it is to sneak up on it and change it while it’s not looking.
9. Spend some time alone.
10. Spend some time with other people.
11. At least once a day for a few minutes stop everything and really look at something you’ve seen many times before.
12. Read a difficult book just for the fun of it. (Yes, fun.)
13. Read a low-rated genre novel and make an honest effort to find serious merit in it.
14. Listen to music without words. Listen, really listen, until there’s nothing in your mind but the music.
15.If the shoe hurts don’t wear it. I mean that literally. It’s not easy to have a positive outlook on life if your feet hurt. I once read that more than 80 percent of women wear shoes that are too small. And there are those absolutely ridiculous fashion shoes that wouldn’t be comfortable in any size. Why do that to yourself?
Now everyone link to this and help me get those one million page views.