Despite what the headlines say the statue is going to be displayed in an art museum in Norman, Oklahoma. So we can drive around town without worrying about being flashed. — here

Waste time elegantly, we always say. — there

Putting a fart app on your iPhone does not turn the faceless gadget into a unique signifier of your individuality. — here

I submit this simple solution to the problem of overpopulation: Free unrestricted WoW — there

It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether. — here