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What?

June 25th, 2010

This is the weirdest thing I’ve read all week. (Well, except maybe my AT&T story) I mean, seriously! Selling meat door to door? It sounds like an episode of the X-Files. What kind meat was it, I wonder. Was it pork? You know they say human meat tastes a lot like pork. And that would be a perfect way to get rid of the body if you were in a part of the country where there are a lot of inbred people who might buy meat from a door to door meat salesman.

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3 Responses to “What?”

  1. fillyjonk
    June 25th, 2010 - 12:23 pm

    One of the more horrifying spam subject lines I ever received was, “She will love an enormous meat going in her back door.”

    Somehow, I do not think this is what the spammers intended.

  2. LeeAnn
    June 25th, 2010 - 12:56 pm

    It was beef. So they claimed, anyway. They had a pickup truck with a shell top and some unlabeled white styrofoam coolers in the back. I believe their slogan might have been “Beef. It’s what we found on the road.”
    And trust me, the inbreds here would most likely buy it faster if they thought it was human. I mean, I haven’t seen ANY census takers around here. Zero.
    Hmmm.

  3. Lynn
    June 25th, 2010 - 3:05 pm

    Hah. Sounds like a such a “lovely” area. Such “interesting” people.

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