This is the weirdest thing I’ve read all week. (Well, except maybe my AT&T story) I mean, seriously! Selling meat door to door? It sounds like an episode of the X-Files. What kind meat was it, I wonder. Was it pork? You know they say human meat tastes a lot like pork. And that would be a perfect way to get rid of the body if you were in a part of the country where there are a lot of
inbred people who might buy meat from a door to door meat salesman.