5 Cups of Coffee a Day Fight Alzheimer’s Disease. Five cups? No freaking way! First of all, I don’t like coffee, and second, if I drank that much coffee, or enough tea to equal the amount of caffeine in that much coffee, it wouldn’t matter that I would be alert and functional and remember everyone’s name because I’d have to live in the bathroom 24/7. Sorry, researchers; keep trying.
I love the t-shirt, though.
June 30th, 2010 - 11:46 am
Oh, just wait about six months, then there will be a study out claiming that more than a half cup of coffee a day CAUSES Alzheimer’s.
I grow tired of the doom-and-bust cycle of popular health reporting.
(From what I’ve read, best way to avoid Alzheimer’s is to pick parents who don’t get it.)
(Captcha word: “proons.” Like the fruit that old people are supposed to stereotypically eat!)