When people put me on hold and force me to listen to their music I should be able to force them to listen to my music. That’s only fair, right?
Ever notice that the laundry rooms you see in detergent and fabric softener commercials are always white, neat, perfectly spotless, and as big as the average living room?
If this is true why am I not thinner?
Well, look at that! It seems that someone has resolved all the world’s important controversies.
Even if we are mature enough to understand that life is not fair we never get over the feeling that it is supposed to be.
I changed my mind about wanting to be a cat in my next life. Sure, there would be a lot of perks but hands are just too useful to give up.