Over here I saw this Is Your Cat Plotting to Kill You Quiz, which really doesn’t make sense to me because I don’t see my cats that way at all. But of course I clicked on it anyway. (What is it about quizzes?) I think it’s slanted toward your cat trying to kill you because if your cat does any of the normal cat things it means that he is trying to kill you.
The really interesting thing though, is that if you scroll down you’ll find lots more quizzes, several of them being really weird and creepy like What Would You Taste Like to a Cannibal? It said I would taste like barbequed tofu. You hear that, cannibals? I would taste really icky. Leave me alone. And there are a lot of fun, interesting and less icky ones too. I did the color quiz and got only 53% right and I strongly disagree with it. Either my monitor is displaying colors way off (I don’t think so.) or the person who made up the quiz is colorblind.