The rest of you guys should pay attention to your Mother. — here

“Valentine’s Day, like Halloween, is mostly a holiday for children.” — there

And yes, they’re not kidding around with the pin-ups. But I will spare you that horror. For the moment. — here (OMG! Wow… I think I’m done for the day. Nothing can possibly follow that. Don’t worry, it is safe for work. Go. (And yes, I do want a copy.) )