Sorry, kids. Us older folks are getting our grubby hands all over your shiny toy. Huzzah!!! — here (Yeah, I love when that happens. Grab every shiny new toy that comes out; make the “cool” kids work harder to stay ahead.)

I don’t see a community forming around owning a Celine leather tunic (maybe I’m just hanging out in the wrong places? And in the wrong clothes?) but people are still congregating around the Butterick Walk-Away Dress… — there

The savvy investor must ask himself, “How can I invest my money in the federal government so as to maximize the return on that investment?” For this purpose Dr. Boli recommends the purchase of a congressional representative. — here

For all practical purposes, our elections are like voting for a choice between tan and beige, and occasionally ecru: whatever color we’ve decided to paint the basement this year. there (Actually, that’s not entirely a bad thing. I don’t think many of us would be happy if we painted the basement… oh… blaze orange, for example.)