I really hate when I have the misfortune of crossing paths (in this case semi-regularly) with someone who is subtly but definitely insulting but not blatantly enough that I feel I can call them on it, not that I would, necessarily, anyway because doing so is almost always a waste of time. But sometimes I really just want to slap someone. Or say something that is such an awesome put-down that the other person is either so shocked or so deeply chastened that they are rendered speechless. You know… just like in the movies.
Life would be so much easier if everyone had to follow my script.