Violins and Starships

About 75% of the time, dogs are raised right and become worthwhile creatures. People are at about 50/50.here

If you make a temperature finder that looks like a gun and has a laser on it you can entertain a group of middle-aged men for quite some time.there (via)

3 Responses to “Quotes From Here and There”

  1. LeeAnn

    Ooh, I like being quotable. Educating young minds and all that. Oh, and potential for t-shirt royalties, that’s a given.

  2. Lynn

    You’re often quotable. You should start your own t-shirt business.

  3. soubriquet

    Hey.
    Don’t make fun of me.
    I use a laser spot thermometer quite often.
    It saves me a lot of ladder climbing.
    It also saves me from the risks involved in sticking my bare hands into high-voltage equipment, in order to diagnose faults.
    I understand that to girls it’s inherently funny.
    Like your hair-curling tongs, hair straighteners, hair-driers are to us. Especially those hair driers with the myriad pointy finger ends. Like a mutant ray-gun, only more expensive.

    You people wrap your hair around hot sticks.
    You glue plastic nails onto your fingers.
    Hah!

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