About 75% of the time, dogs are raised right and become worthwhile creatures. People are at about 50/50. — here
If you make a temperature finder that looks like a gun and has a laser on it you can entertain a group of middle-aged men for quite some time. — there (via)

May 20th, 2011 - 8:14 am
Ooh, I like being quotable. Educating young minds and all that. Oh, and potential for t-shirt royalties, that’s a given.
May 20th, 2011 - 12:07 pm
You’re often quotable. You should start your own t-shirt business.
June 5th, 2011 - 1:31 pm
Hey.
Don’t make fun of me.
I use a laser spot thermometer quite often.
It saves me a lot of ladder climbing.
It also saves me from the risks involved in sticking my bare hands into high-voltage equipment, in order to diagnose faults.
I understand that to girls it’s inherently funny.
Like your hair-curling tongs, hair straighteners, hair-driers are to us. Especially those hair driers with the myriad pointy finger ends. Like a mutant ray-gun, only more expensive.
You people wrap your hair around hot sticks.
You glue plastic nails onto your fingers.
Hah!