Instant Art Statement, A.K.A. Bollocks Generator. (British profanity is so charming and cultured, don’t you think?) I sort of like the first one it gave me so I’m going to copy it and post here. Who knows… I might need this when I decide to become a world famous, highly respected outsider artist.
My work explores the relationship between the tyranny of ageing and multimedia experiences.
With influences as diverse as Blake and Francis Bacon, new synergies are generated from both traditional and modern layers.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of the human condition. What starts out as triumph soon becomes corroded into a cacophony of greed, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the inevitability of a new beginning.
As temporal forms become transformed through boundaried and personal practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the possibilities of our condition.
Click on it a few times and you begin to see how it works. Here’s a fun first line:
My work explores the relationship between the body and skateboard ethics.
Hmmmm…. Anyway. Moving on.