Seriously, watching these people desperately try to outclaw each other in an effort to prove to the Tea Partiers which one is the stupidest is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever seen. — here

New Year’s Eve can be a wild, drunken evening for many people. I like to call those people “Amateurs.” — there

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. — here

Doubt everything. Marvel at everything. Go through life drop-jawed. Pay attention to things that seem ostensibly insignificant. Run like hell from anyone who wants to sell you the meaning of life. — there