Why should a ‘jobs report’ have any effect on anything? I’m pretty sure people know whether they have jobs. — here (via)

I find something of greater substance in Queen Elizabeth than I find in many of the women that are set up on our shores as “celebrities.” — there

I think they are all perfectly explained by “People are weird.” — here

If women come from Venus and men come from Mars… then Democrats come from Mercury and Republicans come from Pluto. — there (It’s worth noting that both are lifeless and uninhabitable places so not as different as one might think.)