Once again I have failed to find a list of wonderful and clever quotes but I do have one great one from the awesomeness that is Leeann
It was exactly what I’d always imagined it would look like if you ran the soft-serve ice cream dispenser into the palm of your hand while coloring it with ashes and despair.
I swear Leeann needs to write a book! I’m sure it would be a bestseller then she would have enough money so she wouldn’t have to work in places like that anymore. (Which might mean less likelihood of a second book so there’s a downside. Hmmmm… maybe her second book could be about her household staff.)
I have a question, directed at the universe in general, and especially at people who manage stores: Why the hell do people who misbehave in stores get discounts? Don’t you know that just rewards and reinforces that kind of behavior? The woman in Leeann’s story should have been arrested or, at the very least, forcibly escorted from the store and told to never come back. (I actually saw a store manager do that once for a much lesser offense so it does happen.)