Have you ever noticed how ridiculously long some stores’ receipts are? Yesterday we went to Lowes and bought four items. The receipt for those four items was twenty-four inches long! That’s not including a rebate form which was nearly as long. That is absolutely ridiculous. By comparison, a Wal-mart receipt with exactly fifty items on it was only eleven inches long. You know, for the most part I’ve come to terms with my status as an Internet nobody but sometimes I really wish I was famous enough to embarrass a major corporation that needs to be embarrassed.