When I see the title Best Catwalk Shoes of Milan Fashion Week I immediately think, “Oh boy! Ridiculous high fashion shoes to make fun of,” but some of these are actually wearable and even more that would be wearable if I wore high heels. But there is a lot to make fun of too so let’s have a look, shall we.
#3 is one of the ridiculous ones but also, somehow, attractive?
Ooooooo! My sparkly little girl heart loves #8 but wearable? Sadly, not in my world. Same for #9, except I’m not so fond of the poodle.
#’s 11 and 13 set a new bar for ugly.
Well… #17 made me stop and stare for a while.
#21 is quite ordinary but nice. I might actually wear something like that.
#29 is… um… notable. I like the colors but the human foot was not made to walk in that position.
#32 – Hmmmm… green snake skin. I am tempted to think I could wear green snakeskin, with a more reasonable heel of course, but… no, probably not.
#34 is interesting. I sort of like them but of course I’d fall hurt myself if I tried to wear them.
#’s 36 and 37 – Oh, are chunky heels coming back? I could probably wear those. Not sure if I want to.
#42 – Hahahahahahahahaha! I hope those come in kids’ sizes.
#44 – OMG! No!
#45 – No, but wow!
#51 – Wait! What?
#52 – Oooo! Lights! Okay, yeah. I sort of hate to admit it but I would wear those with jeans. And #53. Those are cool.
#54 – WTF?
Oooo! Call me crazy but I want #62. And the skirt too. Yeah, yeah, I know it looks like Grandma’s sofa. Shut up.
#63 – Maybe for the Christmas party?
#70 – I would say maybe without the pom-poms but the heels look a little wrong somehow.